If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
anon requested disney!joaniarty u v u (i recycled the movie’s actual backgrounds because. i am. a lazy piece of shit.)
imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
Four plus eleven is Foureleven.
my friends grandma got her something from hollister as a gift but apparently she didnt like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it
Okay so I have this theory that turians sleep standing up, more or less, and they tuck their heads into their carapace. So, naturally, Shepard makes him a scarf for the brisk late fall weather.
And he loves it.
This is so goddamn cute.